#1liners

One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things

My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.

But then she never made the connection when I called her Mother Dearest either. There are people who are nurturing and loving that you can easily imagine as parents. Then there was mine.

Alcoholic, abusive and on a self destruct course that damaged each of us. They lived up to the other one liner I’ll share today … If God is watching, let’s be entertaining.

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